මෙන්න යාලුවන්ට යවන්න - අලුත්ම Fun SMS

අද කාලේ මොබයිල් ෆෝන් එකක් නැත්තේ කාටද? හි හි එහෙනම් ඉතින් SMS එහෙමත් යවනවානේ.ඔන්න යාලුවන්ට යවන්න නියම FUN SMS රොත්තක්ම ගෙනාවා.

jeewithe aththa 6 k thiyanawa.


1. oyata baha oyage diwen, oyage dath serama allanna.

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2. hama modayama eka kiyawapu gaman eka karala balanawa.

3. e mulin kiyapu aththa boruwak.

4. oya dan hina wenwa athi. mokada oya modayek nisa.

5. oya dan ikmantama meka thawath modayekta yawanna.

6. eyalage muneth oyage wagema moda hinawak thiyewi  

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Oyath Ekka Gewapu Kale Kohoma Amathaka Karannada?



Oyath ekka gewapu kale kohoma amathaka karannada?

Oya maath ekkama hitiya adaren.

Mathakada api pansal giya ekata.

Oya bomaluwedi nawathuna.

Mama mal pahan pooja karala awa oya lagata.

Eth man eddi oya ethana na.

Mama hama thanama hewwa.

Ane deiyane mage papuwa hos gala giya.

Mata kagahuna….

“Kauda Yako mage SEREPPU 2 ussapu ekaaa…”
__________ Aluth.com _____________Umbata Kawadawath Mula Amathaka Une Na
Lokaya wenas una,
Yaluwo taraha una,
Api wayasin waduna,
Wagakim karata eddi api wenas una,
Eth macho umba niyama ekek.
Umbata kawadawath mula amathaka une na.
umbawa warnana karanawa kiyala hithannepa.
Eth wenas nouna ekama deya Umba witharai…
Umba Edath, Adath, Hetath…
Niyama HarakeK…!!!
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Menna Punchi Magic 1k



menna punchi magic 1k. 

mata puluwan oya kemathima pudgalaya kiyanna. 

mulinma 1-9 athara no1k hithaganna. 

dan eka 3n guna karanna. 

dan ekata 3k ekathu karanna. 

dan newatha 3n guna karanna. 

dan oyata apu a ilakkam2 ekata ekathu karanna.

dan obe ilakkamata gelapena pudgalaya pahathin balanna.



1. Sharuk khan

2. Shihan mihiranga

3. Roshan ranawana

4. Anarkali akarsha

5. Lasith malinga

6. Aishwarya rai

7. Viliyam kumaru

8. Devid becum

9. ( ….Obe nama.. )



ane mata hitha gannawath be, mechchara aya mata kemathi ay kiyala...

Hari Hari Man Gonnu 15katama Kiwwa.__________ Aluth.com _____________

Maha Raju: Andare man kiyapu paniwide harida?
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda dewayan wahansa 
man me danut eka gana hithuwa.
Raju: Wade harida Andare?
Andare: Hari hari man gonnu 15katama kiwwa.
Raju: Agei Andare…
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda 
man me danuth 1 gonekuta SMS 1k yawwa. 
U dan 1 kiyawanawath athi.
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Oyat Meka Oyage Yaluwonta Yawanna
Api hamoma ahinsaka sathunta gdk aadarei.
Eyalata api karana de terum ganna bari wunat,
eyala dannawa api eyalata gdk anukampa karna bawa.
ada LOKA BOORUWANGE DINAYA.
Itin mata oyawa mathak wuna.
Oyat meka oyage yaluwonta yawanna.
Yawwe natot oya labana athme POL BOORUWEK WEI.
mta ehema ewnna epa.
Ehema kalot oya PUTHTHALAM BOOORUWEK wei.
Jeewithe Aththa 6 K Thiyanawa
jeewithe aththa 6 k thiyanawa.
1. oyata baha oyage diwen, oyage dath serama allanna.
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2. hama modayama eka kiyawapu gaman eka karala balanawa.
3. e mulin kiyapu aththa boruwak.
4. oya dan hina wenwa athi. mokada oya modayek nisa.
5. oya dan ikmantama meka thawath modayekta yawanna.
6. eyalage muneth oyage wagema moda hinawak thiyewi
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Oyath Ekka Gewapu Kale Kohoma Amathaka Karannada?
Oyath ekka gewapu kale kohoma amathaka karannada?
Oya maath ekkama hitiya adaren.
Mathakada api pansal giya ekata.
Oya bomaluwedi nawathuna.
Mama mal pahan pooja karala awa oya lagata.
Eth man eddi oya ethana na.
Mama hama thanama hewwa.
Ane deiyane mage papuwa hos gala giya.
Mata kagahuna….
“Kauda Yako mage SEREPPU 2 ussapu ekaaa…"
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Umbata Kawadawath Mula Amathaka Une Na
Lokaya wenas una,
Yaluwo taraha una,
Api wayasin waduna,
Wagakim karata eddi api wenas una,
Eth macho umba niyama ekek.
Umbata kawadawath mula amathaka une na.
umbawa warnana karanawa kiyala hithannepa.
Eth wenas nouna ekama deya Umba witharai…
Umba Edath, Adath, Hetath…
Niyama HarakeK…!!!

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Oyata Ehema Hithena 1 Kisima Wereddak Ne
Wessak wahina kota
oyage hithata sathutak denenawa neda?
E wessata themennath  hitenawa neda?
Oyata ehema hithena 1 kisima wereddak ne
Etthatama oya Ehema hitena 1
pudumayak
newei
Mokada itin Wahinakota
hema
GEMBEKUTAMA ehema hitenawane
Oya Pennuwe Neththam

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Girl:- athi ane Kauruhari dekkoth Prashnayak wei...
Ikman karannako
Boy:- thawa tika welawak iwasanna 
Kauruth dakinnethi wei..
ehemma thawa tikak ussala pennuwanam 
mama wade ikmanata iwara karanawane...
Girl:- ai pennuwe neththam monawa karannada?
Boy-: oya pennuwe neththam...
Mama... 
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Exam eken "FAIL"  wei....plz Help me

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Man Gena Waradiyata Hithanna Epa
Oya kawadawath hithanna nethuwa athi
mama mehema ahai kiyala.
Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye
meeta hugak issara.
mehema ahuwa kiyala
man gena waradiyata hithanna epa
eth meka mata thawa duratath
hithe hangagena inna ba
Mata aththama kiyanna hallo
Oya tamath dath madinne
pol mudden neda?

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Ada Vage Dinaka Nariyek
1998 ada vage dinaka
nariyek kama warjanayak kalalu
2001 ada vage dinaka nariyek
gamakata enna purudu unalu
2004 ada vage dinaka nariyek
nil saayam oluwe gagattalu
2007 ada vage dinaka nariyek
kaputekge keju kallak horen kavalu
2012 ada vage dinaka nariyek
wadakata nati sms 1k hari asawen kiyawanawalu 

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Pacha Warack Chakkare
PACHA 4 = KEPPA 1i
KEPPA 8 = BEGAL 1i
BEGAL 16 = MAYAM 1i
MAYAM 64 = GEHENU 1i
GEHENU 2 = LOKA VINASHA EKAI Me Podi Lankawe Watema Maha Muhuda. 
Me podi lankawe watema maha muhuda. 
Lankawe wishala ganga 12y. 
Podi ganga 187i. 
Aela marga 10502y. 
Wishala wawu 27y. 
Podi wawu 934y. 
Diya aeli 334y. 
Pokunu 8811y. 
Lin 233867y. 
Ane deiyane lankawe mechchara
wathura thibeddith ai oya naagannaththe?

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Magic Maluwo
..<:>< ..
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<:>< ..
Me magic maluwo
pinanawa balanna oninam
obe Phone eke screen ekata wathura danna
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Kurulla & Kirilli
(‘v’) (‘v’)
(( )) (/ /)
-”–”- “-”-
Kurulla : Api Kiss karamuda..?
Kirilli : Baaeee
Kurulla : Ane.. Karamuko Ane
Kirilli : Apo Baaee
Kurulla : Oyata Maliban Chocolate
Cream Biscuit Ekak Dunnoth….?
???????????
(‘v’)<’ ) Ummaaaa..
(( ))(/ /)-
-”–”–”-”-
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Aththatama Kiyanawada Mata
Man meka oyagen
kochchara kaleka idanda ahanna hitiye
eth ahanna hadana hamawelawema
mokakhari deyak wenawane
aththatama kiyanawada mata
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eda Malithta gahanakota Chanchala aduwe ai?

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Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava Kiyanne Aththada 
Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava kiyanne aththada?
Ne???
Sure???
Mohothakawath?
Ne??? pissuda
Boru kiyanna epa
Hemoma Innawa!
Mathak Karala Balanna!
Mathaka ne???
Borune Kiyanne
Ehenam oya udeta uderwear 1 Adinne Kohamada??
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Prassna 5 ?????
oyage parentsla oyagen prassna 5k ahanakota
oyata godak kenthi yai.monawada e prassna 5
dannawada?
1. ai late?
2. mokatada oyata salli?
3. ai hamawelema 4n 1 kane gahagena inne?
4. ai ohoma rasthiyadu gahanne yaluwo ekka?
5. ai oyata me msg 1 ewwa lamaya wage hoda lamayek wenna beri?

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WASAGAMA 

obatath 1k thiyenawa
matath 1k thiyenawa
obe amma pawichchi karanne obage thaththage 1
obe nandath pawichchi karanne mamage 1ne
vivaha wena kanthawatada 1k labewi
namuth dik kasada uu kanthawata eya ahimi ve
cheena jathikayanta samanyenkota 1k atha
enamuth srilankikayanta samanyen diga 1k thiyenawa
obatath 1k thiyenawada?
obage 1 kochchara digada?
oba kamathida ekata?
obata adahasak thiyenawada 
man mokak ganada katha karamin sitinne kiyala.
ow aththatama
a obe WASAGAMA _________ Aluth.com _________
Wasanawa Soya Yana Gamanata Ekathu Wenawada?
Wasanawa soya yana gamanata ekathu wenawada?
Thith peliya dige pahalata yanawita 
obe ruwa mathu unot 
oba sebema wasanawanthayek wewi.
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    (__),.____   
    "\,/"       )\           
        !!""""!!
ow oba obe ruwa matukaragatta.
obata ape suba petum samagin 
thanakola mitiyak THEGI..
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Oya A/L Walin Passe Monawada Karanne?
Miss : oya A/L walin passe monawada karanne?
Student : badinawa
Miss : man adahas kale kauru wennada hithagena inne kiyala?
Stu : manamalayek
Miss : man kiwwe lokuwela monada labaganna hitagena inne?
Stu : Manamaliyak
Miss : Modayo.man ahuwe ammai thattai wenuwen monada karanne kiyala?
Stu : manamaliyek genawa 
Miss : Modayo.ube thatta uben monada balaporottu wenne?
Stu: Munuburek
Miss : Yako..ube jeevithe aramuna mokadda ?
Stu: kasada badina eka.!!!
 
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Birinda & Semiya
Birida - 
Eaiii me......mage hatta katuwa gahanwako
Samiya- 
Ko.... denawa...
Thamusela maha lokuwata aitiwasikam kata karnwa.....
Me loke pirimi nattam thamuselata
hatta kathuwak wat gahanna kenek innwada...??
Birida- 
Ane nikan innwa...
Me loke pirimi nattam katu gahanna nemei 
hatta adinna onet  ne Oiiii...!!!

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Oyawa Matak Unama 
Oyawa matak unama mama 
gihin Hada balanawa 
atakota oyage muhuna matak wenawa. 
Ira baladdi oyage kadulu matak wenawa. 
Signal aka dakiddi oyage 
suduwan dath depala matak wenawa.
Oyage katahada ahanna hitunama 
mokada dannawada karanne 
PARE YANA BALLEKUTA GALAK GAHANAWA.

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Dawasak Rockt 1kui Plane 1kui
Dawasak rockt 1kui plane 1kui ahasedi set una.
thkota plane 1 ahuwa-:
"Ai ane oya ochchara wegen yanne" kiyala
Ethakota rockt 1 kiwwa-:
"Umbath passata gini thyagena balapan,
ethakota ubatath waede therei!!!

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Me Akuru 4k Nisa . . . .
Akuru 4k nisa mulu oluwa awul wela.
"man eyata LOVE.
Eya mata LOVE".
deiyane baLOVE.  
daewadda hinda hiLOVE.
Jivitheta kello diha nobaLOVE.
mama deviyanta karanne  kannaLOVE.
Me balapiya boLOVE.
me wage msg  kiyawanne riLOVE....    

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Jeewithema CRICKET
Ape gedara kema uyanne ALASTAIR COOK
wahane geniyanne JESSY RIDER
andum mahanne ROSS TAYLOR
gedara wahane TENDULKAR ekak
Reta kanne CHIKEN BURA
SHANE BOND walin thama alawanne
MICHEAL MASON thama gedara haduwe
gedara gaala thiyenne CAMERON WHITE pata
lipata daane PAUL COLLINGWOOD
gedara sindu kiyanne YUVRAJ SINGH
Duwata kiyanne M.S. DHONI  
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Poddak Ridunata Mokada 
Boy:-Innako mama hemita dannam
Girl:-Ane….mata ridei patiyo
Boy-poddak ridunata mokada
Girl-Ah….ridhenawa raththaran
Boy-iwasan inna kelle,thawa tikaine
Girl-eka harima hiratane yanne,eliyata gannako
Boy-ehenam kamak na sudu… 
api wena “WEDDING MUDDAK” balamu
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KOLLA & KELLA
KOLLA
'K'- Kiyana de ahana
'O'- Onawata wada adare karana
'L'- Lokukam  nathi
'L'- Lassana
'A'- Awanka Jaathiyak
KELLA
'K'- Kapati
'E'- Eka hadawathak nathi
'L'- Lokukam athi
'L'- Lanu dena
'A'- Adaraya aduranne nathi jathiyak

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Issella Aachchi Ethulta Yanna
Grand mum : ikmanta ethulta palayan puthe
Umbalage miss pare yanawa
Umbawa dekkoth ai iscole aave neththe kiyala ahai 
Son :Issella aachchi ethulta yanna
Mama mista kiwwe aachchi nethi una kiyala
Monkey Son & Mum
Monkey son:
amme mata kawadda kasadayak karala denne?
Monkey mum:
sadda nathiwa hitapan. ubata balala inna mamamali
dan msg eka kiyawanawa.
eya hina unoth me magulata eya kamathi thamae!
kemethiy ne…..
oya apuruwata hinawenne
kiyanna beri nisa.. :-P

_________ Aluth.com _________Siripala Lastida?
Siripala lastida?
lasti sir.
Pol tika pattewwada?
Pattewwa sir.
karaththe lastida?
lasti sir.
Ethakota harakath harida?
na sir eka thama SMS kiyawanawa
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Mage petiyo......mata gedarin epa kiuwath, mage yaluwo mata epa kiuwath,mawa gedarin eleuwath,mama oyawa badinawa badinawamai..... Mage karaththe....
 
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Mokada Oya Lamaya Parakku-
Sir-Mokada oya lamaya parakku une? 
Girl-Ane sir mge passen kollek awane. 
Sir-Ithin eka parakku wenna hethuwak newey ne? Girl-Ithin a kolla awe himinne!
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Marenne Nathuwa Hitapan -
Pissa1- ara balapan ara pissu yaka miduleoru padinawa. Pissa2- eka thamai apitath ekka pal eka.
Pissa1- mata hithenawa peenala gihinoruwa peralanna. Pissa2- ubatath pissuda ban?
Pissa1- ai? Pissa2- kawda danne oke kibullu innawadakiyala. Marenne nathuwa hitapan.

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Lassana China Adara Katawak
Meka lassana china adara katawak.Akamat aka china govi pawlaka lassana genu lamayek hitiya. Ayage nama yoshi.itin me yoshi a game lokkage puta shaisenta adare kala.dawasak me denna hambela kata kara.Yoshi.-shaisen, ashimo shimchiyen liy"ajw" oshiti.Shaisen-olajin liyenw kaishek akasi.??Yoshi-ulawchilan nashi oshitan yamacasi.!Shaisen-yo liyejin likar chinshiyen. Sayonara.Yoshi.-shaisen shaisen.. Sayonara.. Chishan chonai. Chonai......Dekka neda a ayage adara katawa."okkoma kiyewwada,lassanai neda?

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Api Edath Kale Baluwada -
Onna Eka HelicopterEkak Minissu 3 Denek Hitiya.1.Americen 2.Indien 3.SriLanken Ithin Me Aye Helico.Eken Paninna Katha Unalu.American- Api EdathWeerayo Adath Werayo !Kiyala Issarawela Pannalu.Indien- Api Edath BayagulloAdath Bayagullo ! KiyalaPassata Unalu. Sri Lanken-Api Edath Kale Baluwada Adath Karanne Baluwada !Kiyala Indien Kenawa Helico.Eken Thallu Kalalu.....

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Siripala & Deviya
Siripala:- deviyane Obata Rupiyal Kotiyak Kochchara Watinawada.? Deviyo:-Mata Satha 25 k Watinnea.!
Siripala:- obata Awrudu Kotiyak Kochchara Kalayakda.? Deviyo:-Mata Thapparayai.!
Siripala:-Ane Deviyo Mata Satha 25k Dennako!.. Deviyo:-MMM Thapparayak idapanko ehenam...!

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Husband & Wife
Wife- oya mata kochchara adareda? 
Husbund- Sajahan Mumthasta adare wage... 
Wife- e kiyanne oya man marunama taj mahal ekak wage ekak hadanawada? 
Husbund- ow aniwaryenma, 
man me lagin hoda idamakuth gaththa, 
eth oya thamai parakku...

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Mona Rateda Thatte Buruwo Kasada Badinne -
Son: thatte ara sathage nama mokakda? Father: u thamai puthe buruwa.
Son: athakota ara eha patten inna eka kauda? Father: a thamai buruwage wife 
son: ithin thatte buruwoth kasada badinawada? Father: ow.. 
Son: pissu. mona rateda thatte buruwo kasada badinne? 
Father: hama ratema buruwo thamai puthe kasada badinne...

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SAGARAYA BANDU WEDANAVO
'Sagaraya bandu - Wedanavo hemin adu vena vo.. Jeevitaya gena A/L vetha yanna set venavo...//' 'Eada karapua, Eada liyapuva-Papere enavo..
B) Ehema karapuwa Matak wei nam-wade goda yanavo...' 'Apita kiyalat karannata haki imak pavatinavo.. Eka dannati samaharak aya-pissu kiyavanavo...
'|D 'Perum purana- Samaharak aya univercity yanavo.. Hitagena siti-godak aya hata yanna bari venavo...
' 'Api vate api desa- Balan hiti aya hina venavo..;
D Vibahagaya matha-Ape diyunuwa Maninnata Haki do.....

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Kolla & Kella
KOLLA
'K'- Kiyana de ahana
'O'- Onawata wada adare karana
'L'- Lokukam nathi
'L'- Lassana
'A'- Awanka Jaathiyak
KELLA
'K'- Kapati
'E'- Eka hadawathak nathi
'L'- Lokukam athi
'L'- Lanu dena
'A'- Adaraya aduranne nathi jathiyak

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Araksha Kari Jeewithakata
Araksha kari jeewithakata awawada dekak :...1. Hama welawema aththa katha karanna, eka kochchara katuka unath kamak na......2. Eka kiyala kakul dekata pana aragena ikmanata duwanna.. :)
 
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"Pipunu" Kusumaka"-
"Pipunu" kusumaka" sumudu"pethi" men" Obe'" jiwaya" diyunu"wewa..." 
Dukak"noredunu" sathuta" sapirunu" dinak" Oba" hata" uda" wewa....
"Kenekuge" duka" danena "tharamata" Obe" situwili "Pahan" wewa.... 
" Sda" nomiyana" ape" mithu"dama" hade"path"iru" matha" Redewa

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Girl- oya nidagena nam inne? Ehenm mata oyage sihina ewanna,,,Oya anda anda nam inne? Ehenam mata oyage kadulu ewanna,,, oya sathutin nam inne?Ehenam mata oyage sinahawa ewanna,,, oya dukin nam inne?Ehenam mata oyage wedanawaewanna,,,
Boy:Ane ratharan mama toilet ekene inne?????
Maaluwk Ahu Wunot Mokada Kranne?
Balanna oyat mekata ekangada kiyala.
muhude maalu gdk innnava.
Ainakata wela piththak dagena inna aipta 
loku maalu alllannath ba.
aema miss wela panapu maluwa ayeth hoyannnath ba.
Ehema Dawasata wena maalu Ahu wenneth natilu.
Itin oyath ama dagena inna welawe 
maaluwk ahu wunot mokada kranne? Ehenam Mokada Eyawa Gille..?
Aunty:Hi baba!
Boy:Hi aunty! Ai aunty oyage bada pimbila thiyenne?
Aunty:a putha bade malli babek inna nisa ne
Boy:malli narakaida?
Aunty:na.aya hari........hondai.
Boy:aya aththatama hondaida?
Aunty: ow malli baba aththatama godaaak...... hondai.
Boy:ehenam mokada malliwa gille ? 
Mata Nemai Uncal Ape Mallita.. 

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Onna eka dawasak 5 wasare kollek book shop ekakata giyalu.
Mudalali : puthata monada one ?
Kolla : mm... uncle mata b'day card ekak ona...
Muda : inna poddak.. (mudalali b'day card tikak genath dunna.)
kolla : apo uncle me monada, mata ona rosa mal tiyena ewa.
Muda: rosa mal ?? Kata dennada putha ?
Kolla : pemwathiyata denna...
Muda: (pudumayen) ah ? Mechchara podi kollekta pemwathiyo innawada ? Matanam wishwasa karannath ba...
Kolla: na na uncle pissuda ?  Mata nemai.
Muda: ah, eka misak. Ehenam katada ?
Kolla: mata nemai uncal ape mallita... 

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WIFE-monawada darling oya othana idagena karanne
HUSBAND- mukuth na. 
WIFE-mukuth nathi wenne kohomada 
oya ape kasada sahathike aragena 
ude idala ehapaththa mehapaththa peralagena hoyanne
HUSBAND-na mama me baluwe meke 
"EXPIRE DATE" ekak thiyenawada kiyala.

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MEA EXCUSE ME
MEA EXCUSE ME NANGI,
ME BUS HOLT EKA KOHETADA YANNE?
Bus holt eka kohewath yanne nea 
mama danna kaale idala oka thiyenne methana.
AH EHENAM NANGI BUS EKA 
YANNE KOHETADA KIYANAWADA?
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Sattuwatte Bombayak pupurala.
Sinhayek athanma marilalu.
Hitapu walassu dennekuge Kakaul kadila..
Un dennata tikak amaruilu.
tawa Buruwo dennekut panala Gihilla.
ekek pare watila Ididdi allagena
Uta hugak amaruilu.
U dan inne ICU eke.
Anith Buruwa Dan me Msg aka kiyawanawa..
onna Dan Hinawakut Giya Lejjawata.......!!!
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Onna Eka HelicopterEkak Minissu 3 Denek Hitiya.
1.Americen 2.Indien 3.SriLanken Ithin Me Aye Helico.Eken Paninna Katha Unalu.
American- Api EdathWeerayo Adath Werayo !Kiyala Issarawela Pannalu.
Indien- Api Edath BayagulloAdath Bayagullo ! KiyalaPassata Unalu. 
Sri Lanken-Api Edath Kale BaluwadaAdath Karanne Baluwada !Kiyala Indien Kenawa Helico.Eken Thallu Kalalu.....
 
Marenne Nathuwa Hitapan.
Pissa1- ara balapan ara pissu yaka midule oru padinawa.
Pissa2- eka thamai apitath ekka pal eka.
Pissa1- mata hithenawa peenala gihin oruwa peralanna.
Pissa2- ubatath pissuda ban?
Pissa1- ai?
Pissa2- kawda danne oke kibullu innawadakiyala. Marenne nathuwa hitapan.
Meka Lassana China Adara Katawak.
Meka lassana china adara katawak.
Akamat aka china govi pawlaka lassana genu lamayek hitiya. 
Ayage nama yoshi.itin me yoshi a game lokkage puta shaisenta adare kala.
dawasak me denna hambela kata kara.
Yoshi.-shaisen, ashimo shimchiyen liy"ajw" oshiti.Shaisen-olajin liyenw kaishek akasi.??
Yoshi-ulawchilan nashi oshitan yamacasi.!Shaisen-yo liyejin likar chinshiyen. 
Sayonara.Yoshi.-shaisen shaisen.. Sayonara.. Chishan chonai. Chonai......
Dekka neda a ayage adara katawa."okkoma kiyewwada,lassanai neda?
Gindara Motada Diya Yata Yana Kimbulanta
Gindara motada diya yata yana kimbulanta. 
Thanakola motada mas katu kana ballanta. 
Iniman motada gas uda yana waduranta. Kellan motada pasal yana kollanta.
Rattaran Oya Dannawada Mama Oyata Koitaram Adareda Kiyala
Rattaran oya dannawada mama oyata koitaram adareda kiyala mata e adare wachanawalin kiyanna teren ne eth mama danne meccharai mata oya nethuwa meloke gewatwenna be kiyala vitarai mama tama oyawa hebahin dekala netath oyagen atwenna beritaramata oyage hadawathata lanwela oya tama danne nethuwa ati oyata pixsiyek wage adare karana kellek innawa kiyala atthamai rattaran mata oya nethuwa meloke jiwat wenna be ehema unoth mage papuwa pelila merila yavi… mathu upadina hema atmayakama oya magema wenna kiyalai mama prartana karanne /mehema adare karana girl kenek mata ikmanata lebewa
 
Pissan Kotuwa
doctor:-siripala thamuse mokada karanne.
pissa1:-mama me adumak mahanawa sir.
Doc:-ethakota ara yaka ai ara siwilime ellila inne.
piss.1:-uta pissu sir u hithagena inne u lantharumak kiyala.
doc:-ai ithin thamuse uta kiyannaththe u lantharumak newei kiyala.
piss.1:- onna ithin doctortah pissune ETHAKOTA MAMA KOHOMADA KARUWALE ME ADUMA MAHANNE.....???
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Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION 
Then type this number & see the magic 
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Catch Another Fool!
A study has proved that 
all fools use their THUMB 
while reading a SMS.
Now its too late 
dont try 2 change ur finger! 
Catch another fool!
Pressing For What?
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FOOL 
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Pressing For What?
Once a Fool Always a Fool
When Things Go Wrong
When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
April Fool In Advance
Plz open this
after 1 days
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I know u can’t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of this year
April Fool in Advance
  
April Fool Trick
This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles
Just Tell April Foooooll.
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. 
April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.




Badinawa Badinawamai
Mage petiyo......mata gedarin epa kiuwath, 
mage yaluwo mata epa kiuwath,mawa gedarin eleuwath,
mama oyawa badinawa badinawamai......................... Mage karaththe :-)
   GON PAATA
Dannawada man podi kale idan nilpaata,rathupaata,kahapaata,dampata,rosapata wage eka eka paatawal dekala thiyenawa,
mage yaluwange muhunuwala PEM PAATA dekala thiyenawa,
pansaledi PIN PAATA dakala tiyenawa, 
eth me ha ha pura kiyala man oyata pin sidda wenna GON PAATA dekkamai... 
Oyage ID 1
Xqsmi... 
Dear Oyage ID 1. 120 Bus eke vatila thibuna... 
Balanna meka oyage ID 1da kiyala... 918420116 V 
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 ",/"           );  
        !!""""!! 
oyaga neda? mama hithuwa hari.
Sinhala Joke Sms - Sinhayek Send Karana
S-M-S kiyana eke theruma dannawada?
S - Sinhayek send karana, 
M - Mee Harakek kiyawana, 
S - Small file 1k. Monawada balanne? Oya thamai dan Mee Haraka! Ikmanata katahari meka 4wrd karala Sinhayek wenna! (Matama ayeth ewana kena buruwa!)
   AkuRu 222 Ka Msg 1k
meka akuRu 222 ka msg 1k.
monawada ithin akuRu 222kin kiYanna puluwan.
mage asawan,hangeem ? 
baha wage.ehenam,hina wenna,duka hithenna.
ekath baha wage.
kiYanna puluwan deYak thibunath,kohoma kiYannada ?
akuru 222 iwaRaine :-(
Hithuvada Kiss Ekak Kiyla?
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbaaaa...
Hithuvada kiss ekak kiyla?
Oya ipaduna gaman kegehuve mehemai.... Eka man oyta matak kale.
 Barinam Nikan Inna
Nikan inna eke nikan inne nathuwa nikan inna ayata nikan sms yawanakota 
nikan inna aya nikan iddi awa kiyawala nikan innathuwa 
nikan inna thawa 4-5 denekuta awa yawanawa.
Mama me nikan kiyanne,oya den nikan innawanam oya danna nikan inna ayata 
me sms eka send karanna.barinam nikan inna......
 
Oya Hitha Gaththa Ilakkama.
1:-Oya kamathi ilakkamak mataka tiya ganna. 
2:- dan eka 5n wadi karanna 
3:- e ena uththarayata 50k ekathu karnna 
4:- e ena uththare 20n wadi karnna 
5:- e uththarayata 1012k ekathu karnna. 
6:- e apu uththarayen oyage upan warshaya adu karanna. 
dan labumu uththare tiyena antima elakkam deka oyage wayasa.
Eta kalin tiyenne oya hitha gaththa ilakkama......
Sinhala Joke Sms- Iwasapu Nisa Mama Thawamath Thanikadaya
Ewasana dana rupu yudayata jaya kodiya... 
Meya kiw ekage kata kawath madiya... Ikman una kena langa kellan hatha ataya... 
iwasapu nisa mama thawamath thanikadaya...
 
Sinhala Joke Sms- Poth Ape Life 1 Ta Godak Balapanawa 
sunil; poth ape life 1 ta godak balapanawa neda?  
Nimal; ow ow ape wife ta lamai 2k ekapara labunane eya 'amba yahaluwo' potha kiyawanakota. 
Kamal; ape wife tath lamai 3k ekapara labuna eya 'thun yahalu wikramaya' kiyawanakota  
Siril; aiio deiyane!! Mama iwarai. 
Sunil; ai, ai mokakda une??  
Siril; mage wife dan pregnant eya kiyawanne 'ali baba saha horu hathaliya'!!! 
 Oya Nidagena Nam Inne
Teacher :- Lamai,me ahanna.api kiyala patan gaththoth mu kiyala iwara wenna oni.
ex-:api geetha gayamu. siripaalata therunada? 
Siripala-: ow teacher. 
Teacher-:Kiyanna ehenam thawa udaaharanayak? 
Siripala-:API KANA ABA Ai MECHCHARA AMU? 
Teacher:- pala eliyata.
Lagadima Dawasaka Oyawa Hoyagena Enawa 
godak dawasaka idala mama oyawa 
walanda ganna asawen inne. 
Eth thawama ekata welawak awe nahane. 
Oya magen ath wennamane hadanne. 
Mata oyawa walada gannama one. 
E wagema tika dawasak oyage laga innath one. Mama oyawa walada gaththama oyage agata unusumak danewi. 
Samaharawita oyage aga ridennath gani. 
Mama mehema qwata tharaha wenna epa. 
Mama lagadima dawasaka oyawa hoyagena enawa. . Mama oyage adaraniya HEMBIRISAWA. . .
Ithin A Kolla Awe Himinne
Sir-Mokada oya lamaya parakku une? 
Girl-Ane sir mge passen kollek awane. 
Sir-Ithin eka parakku wenna hethuwak newey ne?
Girl-Ithin a kolla awe himinne!
MEA EXCUSE ME 
Father-ei mehe waren.
uba eha gedara kellata I LOVE YOU kiyala qwwada.
Son-ah ow.eth eka hariyanne na. 
Father-ai e. 
Son-e kella tawath dennek ekka yaluwela inne.
Father-kawda ubata qwwe. 
Son-e kellama tama qwwe. 
Father-e kohomada eki ubata qwwe eki dennek ekka yaluwela innawa kiyala. 
Son-mama eyata I LOVE YOU qwwata passe eya qwwa I LOVE YOU 2 kiyala......
ADARE HARIMA KATUKAY
Raththaran,tharaha vennepa mama mehema qwata..
meka hithe thiyagena idala vadak na.. "Oya harima amuthu kenek.anith ayata wada godak wenas.
adahas walin,hasirimen.
mata hithena widiyata oyage hadawathath ewage amuthu lassanak athi.
mama e wenasa widinna godak asawen perum puranawa.mama oyata godak kamathi.adarei.
mata meka kiya ganna godak baya hithuna.mokada eta passe mama oyage lagama hathurek wei kiyala.namuth adare wadi kamata eka mata hanganna behe.
dawasak mehema kiyapu hawek iththewekuta kiss ekak deela " ADARE HARIMA KATUKAY."kiyala giyalu. lassanai ne?
  
Awasanedi Sidda Une Gas Nagala POL Kadanna
Wehi diya maha bima themuwata, bima themanne wehi vitharada? 
Api mechchara duk unata FAIL wenne api witharada? 
Usa aththaka malak wage SCIENCE keruwe udin inna. 
Awasane sidda une vibagayata MAL adinna. 
SCIENCE karala api hithuwe wedi padiyata JOB karanna. 
Awasanedi sidda une gas nagala POL kadanna
"Love Letter" Ekei "Leave Letter" Ekei Wenasa 
TEACHER: oyala dannawada lamai "love letter" ekei "leave letter" ekei wenasa 
CHILD: ow teachar 
TEACHER: hoda lamaya....! kiyannako ehenam hoda puthawage.. 
CHILD: leave letter eka denne teacherta, love letter eka denne teacherge duwata..
Oyalata Suba Anagathayak
Man jevath wela inna godak try kala
Mata jiwath wenna kawuruth ida dun naha
Kawuruth mawa therum gaththe naha
Meka mage nolebeema
Man yanawa
Yannama yanawa
Me Loken sadahatama yanawa
Kawuruth man wenuwen andanne nethi wei
Labaganna beri dewal walatai man asa keruwe
Mata sama wenna magen hemotama karadara una
Oyalata Suba Anagathayak!!!
.
(Mama V.Prabhakaran)  
  
OYA Nethnam . . . ...
SADA nethnam
AHASA lassana ne
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AMMA nethnam LOKAYA lassana ne
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ADARAYA nethnam JIWITHAYA lassana ne
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OYA nethnam......
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ZOO eka lassana ne :-P E Rasatanam Mama Thamath Asai 
Eka rosa patai
A wagema lassanai
Eka diwa ganakota puduma
saneepayak danenawa
Amuthuma rasak
E nisama godak wela
man eka diwen lewakanawa
E rasatanam mama thamath asai 
Eda man puduma sathutak winde
hamotama horen aththamai...
CARGILS MAGIC 
STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM..
Oya Me Gena Dhena Gannama Onimai 
Mama kamthi ne oyawa riddhanna
meka oya wenakenek gen dhenaganana kalin mama kiyannam
oya kalabala wenna epa
oya me gena dhena gannama onimai
samahara wita oya dhenatamath dhannawa ethi
adha re 12he idhala
petrol Rs:50kin wedi wenawa
eth ithin api monawa karanndha neda  
  
Den Mokada Karanne?
oya meka kiyouvoth - gona
oya meka katahari yauvoth - modaya
oya meka delete karoth - haraka
oya meka balannethuva hitiyoth - buruva
den mokada karanne? Ganunge Mole
Husband- Eai... ko seeni bothale...?  
Wife- Oya thiyenne.... 
Husband-Koheda ane....? 
Wife- Oya "gammiris kudu" kiyala gahala thiyenne.
Husband- Thamuseta pissuda ganiye.? 
Wife- Pissu newe ane. nathnam okata 
"kuubiyo enawa" ekai ahema gahuwe
he he
Api Denna Meka Karamu 
Man Meka kiyanna hitiye
goda kaleka indan oyata
Man dannawa mama Marry karanakam
mata meka mage athin thamai karaganna wenne kiyala,
mata dan meka taniyen kerela epa wela tiyenne
ekai oyata kiwwe weradiayata hitan nethinam
api denna meka karamu
 oya kamati dawasaka ape gedera enna
man kiyannam ethakota
mage mona andum tikada oyata hodanna tiyenne kiyala
Kikiliyo Dennek Loku Kathawaka
mama ada biththarayak 5.10kata wikuna ganna puluwan una
oyage biththareta wada mage biththare loku nisa
oyage bithare keeyakata wikunne???
rupiyal 5i
aparadene oyath loku biththarayak damma nam
thawa satha 10k gannawane
.
Huh! satha 10kata mokatada p**** iraganne Eken Awa VIRUS Eka Tama Uba
Baba:- dado kohomada mama me loketa awe.
Dad:- eka ubata kiyanna be.
Baba:-mata danagannama ona.
Dada:- ehanam ahaganin,mama dawasak internet cafe
ekaka bathroom ekakadi ube ammata CONNECT una.
e welawe amma maga MEMARY CHIP eken DATA 
wagayak DOWNLOAD kara gatta
mama ammata a DATA UPLOAD karala
iwara unata passe tamai danne 
kisima VIRUS GUARD ekak ne kiyala.
e weddith e APPLICATION eka CANCEL 
karannawath DELETE karannat be
eken awa VIRUS eka tama uba.
   
  
Mama Oya Gana Karunu 10k Dannawa
Mama oya gana karunu 10k dannawa
1. oya dan meka kiyawanawa
2. oyata thol 2 ekathu nokara "M" kiyanna be
3. oya dan ehema karanna try kala
4. anna oyata hina giya
6. oya hoda kenek
7. oyata therune na mama 5 miss kala kiyala
8. oya apahu 6i 4i baluwa
9. Oya dan mekata kamathi wegenai enne
10.oya meka oyage yaluwekta forward karanawa
mama hari neda? Oya Kamathie Neda..?
Gedarin monawa kiwwath 
api bandimu
loku wiyadam nathuwa 
chamwa karamu
api lassana punchi 
kuduwak hadamu
eka api eliya karamu
api punchi pataw 3k 4k hadamu
Oya kemathiy neda..?
muladi Kawuru bennathpasse owa hari yai
vesak poyata sathi 2kata kalinwath sawkola gemu!
Mama Tikak Urannada Ehenam
Oyage ahinsaka muna balagena
oyata me aparade karanne kohomada mama
Meka kale nathnam yaluwo mata hinawey
Oyata poddak ridey
Leth tikak ey
Mama tikak urannada ehenam
mama
- Maduruwa  
  
Hari Dan Oyage Wadak Karagannakoo
A , B , C , D , E , F , G , H , I , J , K , L , M , N , O , P , Q , R , S , T , U , V , W , X , Y , Z
0 , 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , * , #
Ahh karadara kalata samawenna.
Mama phn 1 button okkoma wada karanawada baluwa.
Hoda welawata okkoma wada.
Hari dan oyage wadak karagannakoo.
Girl’s LOVE
Girl’s LOVE
1st WEEK:
Hi…
2nd WEEK:
Hw r U?
3rd WEEK:
mama 1 wachanayak kiwwoth oya tharaha wenawada?
4th WEEK:
I Love U…
5th WEEK:
Oya nathuwa 1 winadiyak wath jeewath wenna baha..
6th WEEK:
Sorry ane Oyawa 2 days balanna bari una..
7th WEEK:
I’m really sry. Mata manamalayek balalai tiyenne bye…
8th WEEK:
Kawda Oya??
9th WEEK:
Ok. U r my 1st lover. So I’ll keep ur name 4 my nxt child.
FINALY:
Uncle ta tata kiyanna puthe…
 
Me Lassanama Lassana Wachana 3
Mata one oyath ekka
hoda tharu 5 hotalayakata gihilla
hoda dinner 1k aragena
me lassanama lassana wachana 3
oyata kiyanna
" oya bila gewanna "
Deviyo Mata Me Number 1ka Dunna 
Mama dewiyangen lassana jeewithayak illuva
 Deviyo mata eka dunna
Mama dewiyangen hoda aadarayak illuva
Deviyo mata ekath dunna
Mama dewiyongen jeewath wenna job 1k illuwa
Deviyo mata karaththayak dunna
Mama dewiyongen a karaththeta harakek illuwa
ethakota Deviyo mata me number 1ka dunna. Karaththe lasthi... JOB OFFER
JOB OFFER
IN MOBITEL
SALARY : Rs.67,500
QUALFICATION : G.C.E O/L 
PLACE : Colombo
JOB : Mobitel tower eka uda hitagena
airtel signal awoth huu kiyala elawanna oni
Oya Mn Lagin Yaddi Mata Iwasa Gannama Bari Una
Meka kiwwata oya mn gena 
weradiyata hithanne epa? pls
Eda oya bus eke man lagin yaddi 
apu a suwada kawada wath mata 
amataka wen ne.
amataka karannat be.
Oya mn lagin yaddi mata 
iwasa gannama bari una. 
Barima tana mama Rs.2 dila wade ekak gattha
  
Dan Hariyata Reta HARAK HORU Innawa
Ane sudu mama mehema kiyanne 
oyata thiyena adareta rattharan. 
Oya rata rata yan gaman nawatthanna. 
Mehema kiyanne mage hithe thiyena adareta. 
Oyata mokak hari unoth mata indala wadak na.
Paharagena gihin maruwoth ehema.
Mokda dannawada
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.
.
Dan hariyata reta HARAK HORU innawa.
Oyawa allan giyoth ehema. Uba Dan Naha Mama Kawuda Kiyala
Thota one mawa kannane ithin kapiya, 
kapiya itin mawa huragenama kapiya 
uba dan naha mama kawuda kiyala
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mama ''MURUNGA"
hi hii hiii
Oyage Kalu Pata Lassana As 2 Adaren Pirila Thibuna.
Eda a sonduru handawe 
oya hemin hemin adiya thiyala yana diha 
man asawen balan hitiya.
oyage kalu pata lassana as 2 adaren pirila thibuna.
oya man diha balanna yaddi paya lissala watenna giya.
ethakotama oya ellune mage athe.
a pahasa koi tharan sonduruda.
man duwala giya panchanga litha lagata.lagne balanna newei.
HUUNAN AGA WATEEME PALAPALA balanna!!  
  
Sathya Adare Kawadawath Marenne Ne
1 dawasak  1 Boy kenekui, 1 Girl kenekui
marenna kiyala hithagena kandak lagata giya
Girl- Oya mulin paninna. Mama ita passe paninnam 
 Boy- Ehenam api ehema karamu - Boy kanden pallehata panna
 Girl- "ADARE ANDAI" kiyala apahu harila yanna giya
Boy- (kanden pallehata watena gaman) "SATHYA ADARE Kawadawath Marenne Ne" kiyala 'Parishut' eka dagaththa Ai Ane Oya Naanne Neththe…?
Srilankawa watema maha muhuda
Ganga 199i, 
ela marga 1050i, 
kuda weu 934, 
wishala weu 27
Diya eli 336i, 
pokunu 8811i, 
Lin 23567i….
echcharatama wathura thibilath 
ai ane oya naanne neththe…?
Den Kole Namala Rocket 1k Yawwoth Mara Fun 
Try diz .......
Its interesting
think a number btwin 41-50
Now +5
-2
+5
-3
+2
write da final answer in A4 paper
den kole namala rocket 1k yawwoth mara fun.
Whn U Fail D Final Exam
Whn u fail d final exam,
*ur dad will say,''Tho wibhageta magulakda kare?"
-mom,"Thota wiyadam kare mekatada?"
-GF,"hny oyata man kochchara adare unath api athara godak nogalapim thiyanawa.Marunath oyata witharamai adare.Eth api affair eka nawaththamu"
-cousins,"aru wibhage Pail neda?"
**ur best friend,"awulak na machan mamath fail.dapan 5k" Hema Sthatama Jathiyak Wenuwen Penisitinna Ba
Hama gahakatama kanthare inna ba..... 
Eth pathok gaha eke kala
hema malakatama adhraya wenuwen peni sitinna ba.... 
Eth rosa mala eka kala
hema sthatama jathiyak wenuwen penisitinna ba...
Eth sinhaya eka kala
hema RILAWEKUTAMA me SMS eka kiyawanna ba... 
Eth oya eka kala....
Hurry Up!
Dail 119 n sing
"Pissa mu pissa mu
pissu pusa mu.." n 
get free trip 2 walikada
jail for 3 months..
First 10 winners 
will get white shorts
n shirts free....!
Hurry Up!  
  
I’ll Be There Wit My Bokka
if u hv any kokka
i’ll be there wit my Bokka.
If any 1 hit u evn a Tokka
I’ll b der 2 crack his Hokka ! Ea Hama Deyakma Mage Hithata Puduma Widiyata Galagena Awa
Mata ada oyawa goda..k 
Mathak una.. oya katha karana hati..
oya hinawena Hati.. 
oya dagalana Hati.. 
oya tharagiyama orawana hati.. 
Oya ahinsaka widiyata mage diha balana hati..
oya dakkama asa hithena widiyata awidina hati.. 
Godak friendly widiyata yaluwo ekka inna hati.. 
ea hama deyakma mage hithata puduma widiyata galagena awa.
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Ada ape waththata "RILAW" panna....
Msg Ekak KIYAWALA IWARAI
Oya,
Harima
Lassana,
Awanka,
Nihathamani,
Wedagath,
Keekaru,
Ahinsaka,
Yahapath,
Nirahankara,
Buddimath,
Seelachara,
Vineetha,
Kenek Ewapu Msg Ekak KIYAWALA IWARAI.  
  
Whn Im Walkng
Whn im walkng
infrnt of u,
im protect u.....
whn im bside u,
im there 4 u...
whn im bhind u,
im thinking...
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PULLI GONA 
ISSARAHIN
MAMA PITIPASSEN...! Ayeth Oyage Katahada Ahuna. Mama Hodin Baluwa.
Eda maha wessa. Harima seethalai.. Kammali…
Oya athara thure mata Oyage katahada ahuna.
Mama puduma wela aden nagitala, hama paththama baluwa.
Eth mama oyawa dakke na.
Ayeth Oyage katahada ahuna. Mama hodin baluwa.
Aththatama mata adahagannath bari una.
Eya oya wagemai. As dekath oyage wagemai.
E kawda dannawada??
Oya wagema “Maha thadi Hala Gembek”
kanuwaka idagena maha haiyen “Baka Baka” ganawa.
Mama Kawadawath Oya Mehema Karai Kiyala Hithuwe Na
Oya ai mehema deyak kale?
Mama kawadawath Oya mehema karai kiyala hithuwe na.
Mama oya yaluwek widiyata godak Wiswasa kala.
Eth ada idan e wiswase iwarai.
Mama ahanne ai me wage deyak kale?
Oya ai ape ELADENAGE THANAKOLA TIKA KAWE???  
  
Ane Thawa Ekama Eka Warak Mata Oyage Punchi Detholata 
lanwenne denawada?
Ane thawa ekama 
eka warak mata 
oyage punchi detholata 
lanwenne denawada?
Raata wageema udetath 
oya detholata mawa lan 
karagaththa hati mata
mathak wenawa....
"MAMA OYAGE 
PARANA"
tooth brush eka.. Adin Passe Thameseth Ekka Mage Kisima Ganudenuwak Neha
Thamuseta pissuda..??
Thamuse ekak matha thiyagannawa...
Thamusege hama waraddakma man 
hithe thiyan hitiye thamuseta thiyana 
baya hinda nemei...manussa kamata...
Thamuse maha modama moda kisi wadakata
nathi napuru WALAHEK.... Danagannawa
adin passe thameseth ekka mage kisima ganudenuwak
neha...
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onna ohomalu 
"WALAS NANDA WALAS MAMATA" banne...
Paw neda ane..???
Kunu Lorriya Enawaaa…!
Kunu Lorriya
.–.i”"”"”"”"”I  /
/ .-.| Kunu ä   \
‘-@- “”"”"@@”"”-
Kunu Lorriya enawaaa…!
Kokatath Oya hangenna…
nattam yanagaman dagena yai…
Dannawada Goliyakaranaya Kiyanne Mokakda Kiyala?
Dannawada Goliyakaranaya Kiyanne Mokakda Kiyala?
Nikamata Hithanna, ENGLAND wala Ipaduna GERMAN Jathika kollek
eyage AUSTRALIA wala Ipadunu CANADIAN girlfriend ekka NEW SEALAND wala JAPAN car ekaka yaddi accident wenawa.
Me dennata beheth karanne AMERICAN medicine walin RUSSIAN Hospital ekakadi. Me denna sanipa unata passe yanne THAILAND..
man dannawa mehema kiwwata oyata terenne ne dan mehema hitanna,
Me SMS eka Type Karanne INDIAN look ekak tiyena SRI LANKAN kollek nokia 4n ekakin. Meka Kiyawanne ETHIOPIAN look ekak Tiyena AFRICAN hali wandurek....
den mokada karanne? Ane Machan Hanuma Ewala Mekiwa Ekka Palayan.
Lakshman: Rama kumaruwani, Rawana Seetha Kumariya paharagena giya.
Rama: Monawaaa… Rawanage oluwa hoda nadda? Mama me galawenna balagena hitiye. Ganin balanna call 1k.
-Beep-Beep-Beep-
Hello, Rawana speaking..?
Rawana: Yes. Who r U?
Rama: Thnks machan, Umba loku udawwak kale.
Rawana: Yako, mekiwa nadaththu karanna gihilla mage dadumonareth sinna una. Ane machan Hanuma ewala mekiwa ekka palayan.
  Mata Me Deya Kiyanna Wena Yaluwek Na
Mata me deya kiyanna wena yaluwek na 
ekai man oyata kiyanne. 
Eya math ekka ahinsaka widihata hinaha wela 
bus 1ta naginakota mata mokakdo una. 
Eya lagin apu suwada mata kawadawatma amataka wennati wei. 
Mama pissu watuna. 
Eya mage lagata awith kiyapu wachana 2,3 mata tamat
ahenawa wage
"WADE WADE,ISSO WADE"
Gewi Yana Raththriye Hama Mohothakama Obai Mage Jiwayai
Gewi yana raththriye hama mohothakama obai mage jiwayai , pera digin
ena pun sanda dakiddi oba samaga gewu manaram raththriya so susumin
yuthuwa mathakayata ei, Oba mage shariraye thurulu nowu thanak
natha.,e hama mohothakama ma ha oba, oba ha ma badee sitiye mahath
senehasakini. Oba nathi kala widina duka gathata pamanak nowa
sithatada dane, Hiru kirana peradigin naga ena thuru mama sitinne boho
amaruweni, Ada raththriye mata suwa dimata oba maa laga natha, Magema
Adharaneeya.
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BED SHEET eka., magen wen u oba thamath... LONDARIYEYE..! Ehenam Hodata Naganna…
Oya hamba una dawase mata thibune puduma sathutak patiyo. Eka mathak
wenakotath pudumai. Jeewithe aluth balaporoththu athi kale oya. Mama
hithanne Oyai mawa jeewath karawanne. Mama Oyata mage Panatath wada
Adarei
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 "PEARS BABY" Maw senehase susinidu pahasa. Ah! Ehenam hodata naganna…
"EKA KOCHCHARA SIMPAL PLAN EKAKDA"
Podi Kaledi Amma Kiwwa 
Yaluwela Nan Badinna Epa Kiyala. 
Iskoledi Techer Kiwwa 
Yaluwela Ahu Unot Bandala Denawa Kiyala. 
Clz Ekedi Yaluwo Kiwwa Yalu unot Badinnama Weyi kiyala. 
Eka Nisa Mama Badapu Kenek Ekka Yalu Una. 
"EKA KOCHCHARA SIMPAL PLAN EKAKDA" Achchi & Duwa
DUWA: achchiye anna rasthiyadu karayo tikak enawa paren me peththata.
ACHCHI: ane duwe ikmanata ge athulata palayan gihin dora wahaganin.
DUWA: achchi! achchi! Anna a AMDAN (NAME) aiyath enawa.
ACHCHI: mage ammo hitapan duwe math athulata enakan. Oya balliwath getaganin.
  Man Haansi Una.Itapasse Eya Eka Etulata Demma.
Eya mata room 1 etulata aenna kiwwa. 
Man etulata giya. Haansi wenna kiwwa. 
Man haansi una.itapasse eya eka etulata demma. 
Mata godak riduna. 
Le yanawa wageth denuna. 
Eya magen ridenawada kiyala ahuwa.
Ridunath man ne kiwwa. 
Ita passe eya mata kiwwa. 
Dan yanna 
"DATHA GALAWALA IWARAI" kiyala!!!
Saman & Nimal
Saman: machan uba pawanita kemeththen neda hitiye?
Nimal: ow machan.
Saman: itin ban uba kellagen ehuwe nedda?
Nimal: ehuwa ban. Ehuwa.
Saman: itin kella mokada kiuwe, kemati kiuwada?
Nimal: ne ban. eya kiyanawa mama duppathlu.
Saman: itin ban ubata kiyanna tibunane ube ara sallikara maama gena.
Nimal: kiuwa ban.
Saman: itin mokada une?
Nimal: monawa wennada, Pawani den mage nanda. OYA MAWA BANDINNADA YANNE ?
Mata mathakai hondatama....
Api meet una palaveni dawasa,
Edha, oya mage es dihama balagena hitiya,
Oya thol walin mawa sipa ganna oya koi tharam try karada ?
OYA MAWA BANDINNADA YANNE ?
Kiyala oya ahanna heduwa,
Eth eda mama oyata THANAKOLA Kanna LIHALA damma,
Hello,
Itin oya 'ummbee...'
Kiyala
Mage watema diuwa,
Itin thama ehemada ?
Tharahada ?
Baluwama Me Buruwa Kata Aragena Me Message 1  Kiyawanawa Walu.
Onna saththu podi gamanak yanna set una. 
Nade gura sinhaya. 
Gamana yana saththunge nam list 1 keyawwa.
hawo."innawa sir.
muwo."api ready sir.
buruwo, buruwa ethana hitiye na lu. 
Sathtu okkoma ekathu wela buruwa hewwa.  
Baluwama me buruwa kata aragena me message 1  kiyawanawa walu.
Paten Wedak Nahane, Chuttak Diwa Gala Balanna. Ane Plz.
Girl - ane matanam ba.
Boy - okane,katata gannath issella oya baha kiyanawane.
Girl - kate thiyanna hithenawada?? eeeya balannako rathu paatata.
Boy - paten wedak nahane, chuttak diwa gala balanna. Ane plz.
Girl - ko ehenam balanna. cheeya eke hati, maha pal rahakne enne.
Boy - ane me wikara nethuwa me SIRAP eka bonna!
A/L Exam Genaral Paper
A/L Exam Genaral Paper 
1. Tharawata English Walin Kiyanne Mokakda-DUCK
2 Aetakota Tharawo Dennekta-DUCK DUCK
3 Tharawo 4-5 Denek Innawanan-PodDUCK
4 Tharawo 100-200k Innawanan -GoDUCK
5 Tharawata Unak Kessak Hedunama -LeDUCK
6 Tharawo eheta Mehata Aran Yana Wahanaya -DUCKkuwak
7 Anthima Prashnaya.Tharawage Genu Sathata Mokakda Kiyanne-BadDUCK Jewithe Hariyata CREAM SODA Wage
*Jewithe hariyata CREAM SODA wage,
"Yawwanaye popiyana chamathkaraya. 
Kellek set unama COCA COLA wage,"Sathutai bo wenne.
but eya tharaha unama EGB wage,"kama epa",
ita passe kohomahari set karagattama FANTA wage"fun rasa ona tharam
me monawa unath api hamada KIK COLA wage"biduwak narama lankikai"
me msg eka ewna mma SPRITE wge anam manm ne, katawa kelin.
Samada Oba Mata Labenawanam
(((( ) "-. ))))
 --: b )(((( ) .-"Z ZZzzzzz. . . . ."
sihinen oba mata penenawanam. .
 kotte pulun kannam 
"samada oba mata labenawanam.
 mette kohuth kannam. . ."
hee heeeeee. . .  
  
Eya Mata Rs500k Ithuru Dunna Ban...
Friend:- mokada une?
ai ban uba duken inne? mokada iye 1st night eka awul unada?
Manamalaya:- na ban.. 1st night eka hodai.. okkoma hodata keruna...
eth ada uda podi awulak una
Friend:- ai ban mokada une?
Manamalaya:- okkoma iwara wela ada ude man puruddata wage eyata rs1000k dunna
Friend:- ithin eya monawada kale?
Manamalya:- eya mata rs500k ithuru dunna ban... "DERANA GREEZ STAR"!
Obath rathri kaalaye minisun baya karamin serisarana 
GREEZ YAKEK da?
Esenam obe hakiyawata menna idak. 
Danma ayadum karanna. "DERANA GREEZ STAR"! 
jayagrahakayata "WALIKADA REST" hi dina 21 ka niwaduwak samagin
policieyen dootha pura thagi.... 
Ape kaalaye waddange wada kida soya yana chaarikaawa! 
danma ayadum karanna.... 
OBE NAMA TYPE KARA GREES STAR_119 EKATA SMS EKAK YAWANTA.
Menna Punchi Magic 1k
menna punchi magic 1k. 
mata puluwan oya kemathima pudgalaya kiyanna. 
mulinma 1-9 athara no1k hithaganna. 
dan eka 3n guna karanna. 
dan ekata 3k ekathu karanna. 
dan newatha 3n guna karanna. 
dan oyata apu a ilakkam2 ekata ekathu karanna.
dan obe ilakkamata gelapena pudgalaya pahathin balanna.
1. Sharuk khan
2. Shihan mihiranga
3. Roshan ranawana
4. Anarkali akarsha
5. Lasith malinga
6. Aishwarya rai
7. Viliyam kumaru
8. Devid becum
9. ( ….Obe nama.. )
ane mata hitha gannawath be, mechchara aya mata kemathi ay kiyala...
Hari Hari Man Gonnu 15katama Kiwwa
Maha Raju: Andare man kiyapu paniwide harida?
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda dewayan wahansa 
man me danut eka gana hithuwa.
Raju: Wade harida Andare?
Andare: Hari hari man gonnu 15katama kiwwa.
Raju: Agei Andare…
Andare: Paswaan dahasakata budu wanda 
man me danuth 1 gonekuta SMS 1k yawwa. 
U dan 1 kiyawanawath athi. Oyat Meka Oyage Yaluwonta Yawanna
Api hamoma ahinsaka sathunta gdk aadarei.
Eyalata api karana de terum ganna bari wunat,
eyala dannawa api eyalata gdk anukampa karna bawa.
ada LOKA BOORUWANGE DINAYA.
Itin mata oyawa mathak wuna.
Oyat meka oyage yaluwonta yawanna.
Yawwe natot oya labana athme POL BOORUWEK WEI.
mta ehema ewnna epa.
Ehema kalot oya PUTHTHALAM BOOORUWEK wei.
Jeewithe Aththa 6 K Thiyanawa.

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